sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
