i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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