GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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