Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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