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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
only you would photoshop your dick
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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