I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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