Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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