Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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