Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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