I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
All I want is dick and wine.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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