I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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