someone get that fucking seahorse.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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