need another drink. this is the easiest way
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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