i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Your penis caused this!
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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