Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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