So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It's rum buckets o'clock
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