This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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