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I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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