By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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