Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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