is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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