great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
