and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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