He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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