HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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