ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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