We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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