she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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