wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Randomize
