just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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