Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
