come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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