community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
