just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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