I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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