ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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