It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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