All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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