it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Come on in and take your pants off
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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