yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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