Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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