windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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