first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
