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(916): View more from California

I'm really into asian looking animals

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(206): View more from Washington

A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings

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(416): View more from Ontario

Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.

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(714): View more from California

when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow

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(678): View more from Georgia

Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture

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(212): View more from New York

Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?

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