If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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