talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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