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(806): View more from Texas

Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother

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(618): View more from Illinois

Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat

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(303): View more from Colorado

he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper

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(614): View more from Ohio

And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"

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(443): View more from Maryland

She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me

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(650): View more from California

Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge

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(707): View more from California

I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.

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(406): View more from Montana

Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.

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