I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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