i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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