Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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