Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
NoShamevember. You game?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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