I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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