Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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