she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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