You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
